A life-long prisoner broke the jail he has lived for 25 years. During his escape, he went to a house while husband and wife who own the house were sleeping. He tied the wife up on a bed while the husband was tied with a chair down the floor.
In the dark, the husband saw the bad guy jumped up the bed and kissed his wife before leaving the room.
“My dear” The husband calls his wife, he says,
“The bastard must have not seen women for a long time, I guess, I saw him kissing you”, “Now! He may find something he wants.” “Dear, you must be patient and let the bad guy do what he wants to save your life, I will always love you!”
“Oh….honey, I am very appreciated for what you said.” The wife said with her impressive feeling toward her husband. She continues,
“You are right about he has not seen women for a long time but he didn’t kiss me.” Actually, he was whispering to me that you are very lovely and would be finding some vasaline.”
“Be strong, dear!”
“I will always love you.”
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